To quote El Presidente Dave Portnoy, “Alexander the grape tee-shirt? Fuu*k right”.
Slip-on this soft and lightweight tee and flaunt your (pecs), and love of all things great, purple, and delicious. But, remember with great power comes great responsibility, so please resist the urge to rescue cats from trees and attempt to conquer the known world.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
• 100% awesome
Slip-on this soft and lightweight tee and flaunt your (pecs), and love of all things great, purple, and delicious. But, remember with great power comes great responsibility, so please resist the urge to rescue cats from trees and attempt to conquer the known world.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
• 100% awesome
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |